walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm
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facts about mort the lemur from the Madagascar series that you should know
- he is 35 years old in the movie series, and 50 years old in the spinoff series “All Hail King Julien”. however, in the madegascar timeline, this spinoff takes place before the events of the movies, suggesting it is some kind of alternate universe, or perhaps a continuity error.
- he is obsessed with feet. his obsession is so consuming that it gives him the raw strength to uproot a tree with his bare hands, if given feet as an incentive.
- in “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, julian starts a nightclub called “Club Moist”. mort is the star entertainer here, going by the stage name Pork. his main act is singing a song called “I Love Your Toes” about king julian’s feet. yes. this is all entirely, 100% true. i cant make it up, seriously
- this song has a full version on youtube
- this next fact i cant even think of a way to meaningfully communicate in my own words so im just gonna copy/paste an except from his wikia page:
“In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that is immortal and can suck out the life force of other immortals giving them multiple personalities. This explains Smart Mort. Also, it is revealed that Mort sucked out his grandmother’s life force, and she now lives inside his mind.”
also, according to the wiki, his most important quote is “FEEEEET!”
i didnt need to know any of this
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@yall@tea haters sorry you dont like being calm and happy
@tea drinkers sorry you like bad tasting liquids
@both of you chocolate milk is superior to all and you kno it
anyone here drink piss?im not the op of this post but this post is cancelled everyone go home
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batemansunkanyemoon asked:
when i s c r e a m i can taste t i m e
surreal--memes Answer:
